Recent Accomplishments
o Voted present 129 times as an Illanos Senator
o Never incarcerated for any act as an Illinois politician.
o Signed into law the largest expansion of government ever known as “O’Bama Care” against the will of the people of the United States of America through lies, thugery, deceit and coercion.
o Voted in support of partial birth abortions allowing the killing of newborn babies that were intended to be aborted.
o Elected as Illinois Congressman in a relatively uncontested election by removing opponent from Ballot through leaks of “sealed” court documents.
o In less than two years increased the US budget to a record level, beyond the cumulative total of all US Presidents.
o Went golfing more than any prior US President in the first year in office combined with utilizing more vacation time and having more parties at the White house.
o Hosted a celebration dinner at the White House with the 2010 NHL Champion Chicago Blackhawk’s while simultaneously declaring war on Libya without congressional approval.
o Acquired free land from convicted felon Tony Rezko in order to build primary residence.
o Completed world wide apology tour, White House beer summit and threw grandma under the bus for being a “typical white woman” all within 12 months.

Disclaimer: This resume was not written by Barack Hussein O’Bama, is not deemed to be 100% true however somewhat reliable, intended for entertainment purposes and contains satire.