May 20111 -  Historical European  Vacation

Rev Wright: So Barack, tell me about your May 2011 historic trip to Europe.

Barack: Historic it was, I got b-slapped by the Queen and pissed off every living Jew within 48 hours.  The tornadoes were swirling across the Midwest of the United States, thousands were getting killed, there was no way I was going home to deal with that.  Ain't no tornadoes in Hyde Park Chicago.  Since I was unqualified in tornadoology I decided to stay in Europe and throw down a few stink bombs in order to distract the American People, my lemmings if you will.

Bill Ayres: Oh yes, the 1967 borders joke you told.  Tell me about that.

Barack: That was no Joke, you should have seen the looks on the faces of all those Jews when I made that commandment. That was my sixth commandment as you know. Beautiful country and beautiful people.  Speaking of people, those Jews are shorter in real life than the ones I saw on the discovery channel. And whitey wants to call me Curious George?  I felt like I was at the Curious George convention or something. They didn't look so curious when I made my commandment. Another historic moment captured on YouTube.  

Historic 1967 borders speech

Rev Wright: Amen! In four years you re-wrote the ten commandments. "The O'Bama Commandments", truly historical.

Barack: Enough about me, lets talk about my biggest stink bomb, I call it "O'Bama saved the Queen". Never in the history of the monarchy has anyone spoke in public while the band played "God Save the Queen" in front of the Queen.  I did. And I did it on purpose.  I got to admit it, when she gave me that look my scrotum sack shriveled up like I was ten years old and my lip quivered like a fool. It was worth it. It even made YouTube, check it out.

US President Barack O'Bama suffers embarrassing royal toast mishap at Queen's banquet

Barack: Anyways, enough about me.  The press ate that one up. I felt like the man behind the curtain in the Wizard of Oz.   Bad Economic and record spending numbers were just about to be released and wham!  I laid that one down perfectly.  After  dinner she told me it was off the hook, she would never admit to that.